Christina Marie Leardini Strips Out Of Her Sexy Lingerie In This Stunning Nude Shoot

Someone needs to give Christina Marie a lesson in how to properly put on a swimsuit. From what I can gather from these photos, she has clearly never been given the instructions necessary for wearing a bikini. She can keep neither her nipples or vagina covered. That is a rookie move if ever I have seen one.

I hate to be so critical of her. This is probably the result of being raised by only men. Her mother was probably killed in a freak fruit truck accident, and her unprepared father did the best that he could with the skills he had. It is a sad reality in this world that people grow up without their parents, and that is why it is up to their communities to pick up the slack that their caregivers leave.

I don’t know much about bikini engineering, but I know how to shave my face and clean up after a wet dream without making my mother aware. If there are any single mother’s in need of this knowledge, let them know that I am more than willing to share. I might even be able to get a tax deduction for this service.

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