Britney Spears Butt Shot!

The big Britney Spears news that happened over the weekend is that she is probably never going to perform again, due to the PTSD from being totally abused by her team, essentially legally abducting her and forcing her into modern day slavery!

There are rumors that Britney is actually institutionalized and the content posted to her feed is some elaborate design you'd find in a True Crime Podcast of someone being kept alive through social media posts, even after they are long dead!

She did just release a song with Elton John, but that was apparently recorded in 2015, and she has't done any media tours around it, so the question remains: Does Britney Even Exist?

Here she is dancing to Beiber:

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Here she is going for a swim:

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Here she is making car crash jokes:

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The real interesting pic, is her fully nude on the bed in a hotel, that she's apparently posted before!

It's all so low budget and sloppy, that I assume is meant to either make her look nuts, humiliate her, or just distract us with some clickbait, which I am into, because she's Britney Spears, or an actor hired to play Britney Spears and she's posting censored nudes!

That is amazing, whether it is a mental health break or not, because the crazy girls are always the most fun!