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bill-swift - November 20, 2015
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Lexa Shevchenko is a model and blogger who inexplicably critiques a world of modeling where she's not sextastic enough to land the major gigs. I find this somewhat hard to believe, feasting my eyes upon this Russian-to-the-West transplanted ridiculously naturally hot woman posing for Rachel Brenecke in these moist, wet, and otherwise dripping sweet photos.
I'm happy to lament with any smoking hot woman how she's not hot enough, so I can simply tell her honestly how crazy she is and needs a perspective cleanser. Which I can naturally apply with my kind words and ever present loofah sponge with aromatic bath oils. I always keep some in my fanny pack for just such occasions. I'm leering Lexa up and down and back and front of her fine female form and seeing nothing but a perfect score from the Better Boobtastic Bureau. I don't get it. But I do most definitely want it. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Elle.com