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earl-jonas - November 26, 2019
Taryn Manning is most famous for her role as Pennsatucky on the Netflix series Orange is the New Black, and just hours ago took to Instagram to show off her trashtastic bod in all its glory. In real life the Virginia native is almost as country as her on-screen character, and since I grew up in East Tennessee I can say that this is the type of woman I'm legitimately naturally drawn to. Half of Manning's Instagram posts involve Bible versus yet the idea that Manning doesn't get passed around town like a church collection basket seems implausible. #MyType. She has a dried apple doll face and a PornHub bod. #MyType. The teeth are bad. #MyType. She looks like Lindsay Lohan. #MyType. What I'm saying is that Taryn Manning is the most perfect woman in the world and anyone who has anything negative to say about her can fuck himself with Taryn Manning's alleged crack pipe. Corinthians 13:4-5