Alison Brie’s Fitness Porn!

Here's some Alison Brie doing a innocent enough workout for her social media, but I like to believe there are more sinister intentions at play, those that include her feeling like she looks hot and strong, or that her booty looks hot and strong, and thus something her fans will LOVE. The mask has GOT to go though.

I do not think this is about inspiring the people to get into fitness this New Year's Eve resolution, but more to say "check out my booty, it looks hot and strong in this outfit as it works out".

I could be wrong, but I know that this kind of content is the innocent, plea the fifth, type of content that's a THIRST TRAP without being an obvious one and I appreciate the subtlety.

In other Alison Brie News, her brother in law, James Franco has come forward for the first time since his sexual misconduct allegations 4 years ago, I guess he feels enough time has gone by to be uncancelled. He said that he's been in therapy for sex addiction, so I'll assume his hot sister in law working out won't really help that bullshit excuse for being a perv, just own the perv man.