Valerie’s Surf and Turf!

Valerie Zsvej seems to be a Canadian artist who doesn't seem to hold back on getting racy with her art, because she's got a verified REDGIFS account. Those of you who know, know.

In this shoot that she's put together, you will see her covered in some sea creatures, making it the best surf and turf platter around, if you aren't sensitive to Octopus, knowing they have the intelligence of a 4 year old child, but rather into their deliciousness.

I've seen some shoots incorporating sea creatures and nude ladies and they always terrify me. I guess they don't make me want to sail off to sea to find new horizons to stake my claim, eating sea food along the way. It doesn't even make me want to become a contestant on Survivor, even though I love that show, where I'd handle bringing the tribe food. It does make me hungry though and I don't even eat sea food, I'm more of a turf guy than a surf guy.

Nakid