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Tex Hollywood - July 1, 2020
Alexandra Sollima, who I found on INSTAGRAM because like Patton Oswalt's deceased wife, I am an internet SLEUTH, only they don't make my work into books and documentaries, it isn't trending true crime stories, but rather stories about girls modelling on the internet, which as far as I'm concerned is far more interesting than some serial rapist nonsense, but unfortunately for us, Netflix doesn't agree and our EgoAllStars TV show has yet to be picked up.
I guess the fact that my internet sleuthing is a 3 second google search leading me to her instagram is not the investigative journalism that would get you a job for a reputable media company, yet here I am trying to figure out if the UOMO shorts she's wearing as a romper are men's boxers or not. Then I realize that men's boxers aren't even a thing anymore more since we are all one gender so all that hard hitting research was for nothing.