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Tex Hollywood - February 9, 2022
Surfer Anastasia Ashley recently posted a TikTok of herself eating shit at some longboard skate park.
The good news is that she didn't hurt herself too badly. I mean there will definitely be a mark, but she didn't hit her head and end up on life support for not wearing a helmet! How irresponsible!
The better news is that along with not wearing a helmet, she decided to wear the wrong outfit for the skatepark, a skirt.
Wrong outfit for who you ask? Not us. We get to profit on her poor decision making !
Sport appropriate clothing, in this case padded pants, would have ruined our chances for this good old fashioned action sport upskirt.
Which may be the first action sport upskirt in the history of action sports since they typically don't wear skirts.
Let's hope she has an insurance policy on her most important body part, the famous surf booty.
@anastasiaashley Not becoming pro anytime soon