Britney Spears What a Thong Time to be Alive!

Britney Spears, who is rumored to be released from the prison that was her conservatorship, or whatever it is called when parents control their adult child thanks to the help of the law, so that they can keep on earning for the family, instead of doing something crazy like moving to Hawaii to retire at 30.

I did watch her viral video after the Free Britney Movement mobilized after years of ignoring her being basically kidnapped by her team, and thought it was weird people were finally caring, but was glad to buy into the storyline and her impending freedom.

In the sad storyline of her career, or life, where she wasn't allowed to drive her car, get married, have more kids, you know normal things a person should be able to do. She referenced Miley Cyrus and her ability to get naked on stage, something she wasn't allowed to do, but when I heard her say it, I assumed she wanted to do.

I am not convinced the Britney Spears story we hear is real, but is anything real.

I am convinced that this thong shot is real, and this is her caption explaining it!

I used real photography camera 📷 in my room yesterday for the first time … I put it on the stand and put it on a timer and got this 💋💋💋 !!!! It’s the yellow thong and @MinnieMouse on the bed for me

If freedom means butt shots, I'm all in! Call me Mel Gibson in Braveheart....FREEEEEEEDOMMMMM!