Gretel Skou is Naked on the Rocks!

It's times like these that I wish my brain thought in puns, but instead all I've got when it comes to a babe on the rocks, is saying here's a babe on the rocks, you know like a nice scotch because you are fancy and luxurious and not the rubbing alochol you are used to.

I'd like to go into Gretel Skou "rocking your world"....or Gretel Skou getting your rocks off.....or Gretel Skou is a rockstar...but I stuck with on the rocks. The stresses of writing average captions on above average women. If you're a writer who can do better, along with being 6 years old with all kinds of free time thanks to being out of school for the summer, email in!

Now onto Greta, who is not the Greta you all love talking climate change, but rather a model who gets naked in the rocks. A better Greta from my vantage point. I looked her up on instagram and found one Greata who only has 99 followers, which is the opposite of what you'd expect. Her caption is "Trance Family" so I guess she likes to rave. Rave to the grave!