How to Spice Things Up During a Pandemic!

I don’t know if you last week’s FEATURED PRODUCT, but if you did, you’ve probably already got a copy of HOW I GREW MY PENIS AND OTHER INDUSTRY SECRETS by our friend and porn star Stirling Cooper.

As you know, Porn Stars have a very difficult job having to have sex for hours and hours on set, all to capture those epic scenes you see in the movies. This means they are elite performers, the top dogs, the cream of the crop. They are skilled in the realms of sex and they know all the industry tricks of the trade to help you last longer, recover faster, even grow your penis bigger, so that you can live the porn star life at home.

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Did you ever think hooking up would be so easy that you could just open your phone and find the closest potential mate for the night and know exactly how far away they are from you? The future is here or has been here and Bumble can help you find a meaningless or meaningful hook ups in no time!

Since this whole virus thing started, users are also updating their bio's on the app to indicate their antibodies/vaccine status. It's a new world and the people wanna get their fuck on!

Bumble has provided users this handy pandemic dating guide to help you date right in these uncertain times.

Lockdowns and Quarantines make wanting to spend time with that special someone, even for just a few minutes all the better, so dating apps are a great place to get started on your hunt. We suggest bumble, but you can use any of the other dating apps, whatever works for you!

It’s a whole new world out there, where the stigma of sex toys barely exists. Most girls you know have or have had a vibrator in their lifetime. They aren’t one of those things you stumble upon and that they are ashamed of. They talk about it, they have collections of them for different days and moods and outfits, they integrate them in their sex lives, their everyday lives, it’s their inanimate BFF that keeps giving the gift of orgasm.

We recommend OhMiBod because they are some of the earliest players in the game. Back in 2004, they created a vibrator that vibrated to the beat of the music being played on the ipod. Brilliant and innovative stuff that all these new brands just getting into the Sex Toy Craze now that it is mainstream don’t realize.

These are the founding fathers/mothers of interactive sex toys and they have something for EVERYONE!

If you aren't already signed up to the Egotastic CamAllStars site you're missing out. Not only are all the girls on the site eagerly awaiting your arrival to their room, some of them may introduce you to things you didn't know you liked, or even existed, plus when you’re bored and alone there’s nothing like a friendly cam girl to lift your spirit, plus if you’re scared of COVID, you can get together social distanced through the screen.

Some of the most talented and interesting, creative and exciting performers of our time are hustling their wares on the cam sites, it’s worth getting sucked into the live shows because as you know, live only happens live!

I know they say dogs are a man’s best friend, but that person never had a UF Doll. Having a realistic life size girlfriend around is like a dream come true, she has the personality you chose for her and you can try all the sex tricks you learned from Stirling on her before making the moves on the real ladies.

Not to mention, women get their sex toys, men should have their’s too and there is none better than one that gives you that real life girlfriend experience! Plus, they don’t get mad at you.