It’s Titty Tuesday!

Titty Tuesday is the most important day of the week, month, even the year, but I guess that doesn't really make any sense, since this Holiday, unlike Christmas, is weekly, and this Holiday, unlike Christmas has so much less hype. No Hallmark cards, no festive sweaters, no family traditions, no trees, gift exchanges or movies and TV shows.

Titty Tuesday gets none of the shine it deserves, but we will do our part to change that. As soon as I am done this post I am going to write the screenplay for Griswald's Family Titty Tuesday then I'll start work on How the Grinch Stole Titty Tuesday starring Taylor Momsen. With a little "Where are you Titty Tuesday" as out theme song.