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Echo Lawrence - May 13, 2020
Madonna is iconic, there is no denying that she broke down many boundaries and profited greatly from breaking down those boundaries, even if her whole strategy of being scandalous or too sexual with her family friendly pop music supported by laying in a bed on stage masturbating with religious artifacts for the controversy.
There is also no denying that at 61, she's a little old to be continuing that strategy.
That is not to say that you aren't all excited by Madonna's senior citizen, at risk of dying of COVID, likely plastic surgery ridden booty, it's to say that I am not. I find it far weirder than any of the stunts she's done and it's just a low impact, easy to produce and deliver selfie! Not a concert, not a crazy rant, not a documentary snippet that required a lot of moving parts. Just a selfie and it's provoking me, proving it is provocative, just not in the right way!
My instinct is to think that this is what porn of the future will look like after we all die of mutated COVID and turn into zombies, and I am someone who has found Madonna hot at least once or twice (in the 90s). Now it is just weird and makes me feel uneasy!