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Tex Hollywood - October 21, 2020
Anya Shell is apparently a mermaid traveller and model.
I am not sure what defines a mermaid traveller but I do know the lonely old fisherman of the world, all cold and soaked to the bone thanks to years of fishing will be glad to know they weren't crazy when they thought they were in a romantic relationship with a mermaid all these years during those long hours on the boat. The haters would laugh them out of the tavern after a long day out fishing, they would mock them for sticking their dick in the COD and imagining it was an actual mermaid, when really it was just a gross fleshlight of the sea....
Either way, she does art and she does art topless which is far more interesting than any ZOOM art class you've probably signed up for during the pandemic as you've always wanted to paint portraits of women like Leo in Titanic, and now's the time to hone those skills...because everything is better when topless.
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