Chrissy Teigen Sextastic on the Carpet Pimping Vegas

Chrissy Teigenswears like a a man, but she's all woman when she wants to be, like last night in Sin City celebrating the summer edition of Vegas magazine, which I believe is a periodical devoted to helping you lose your money faster when you visit the oasis in the desert.

Chrissy is one of Eurasian goddesses who kinds of lays low and then every now and then, blammo, uber-hotness in some new magazine spread or live appearance in barely any clothing. There's something to be said for a woman who is full of those kinds of surprises. And that thing is, please, surprise us more often, in even more shocking ways. I bet she has some good ones in mind. Enjoy.