Kim Kardashian Bare Oiled Down Thumper In Your Face, Yeah, That Just Happened

Well, why not just cut to the photographic chase? We all know why we stood in line for the Kim Kardashian exhibition. We want to see her big ole booty. So heck yeah, let's cut out the small talk, have her drop her drawers, oil that bad boy down, and let the photography session begin. That's what Paper Magazine figured at least. I have to give them an A on concept. Execution I'll leave for you to grade.

Kim seems at least self-aware enough to know what she's selling in her virtual store. It's her cans. Perhaps nobody in history has ever accomplished as much as Kim has with merely curves and no other apparent talents. It's a tribute to something through probably ought to be taught in our nation's schools if we're to stay ahead of the international success curve. For now, we can just let gravity take its course and draw our retinal cones toward that might thumper, touched up as it may be. Enjoy.