Mel B Is All Areola In West Hollywood

 It took me a moment to place where I recognized Mel B's outfit. I'm not complaining about that, any excuse I have to stareola at Mel's areolas is one I will happily take advantage of. But when it finally hit me where I had seen that top before I felt like shouting eureka.

Anyone who spent any amount of time watching the original Power Rangers as a child should recognize it too. That is a nearly identical outfit to what Zordon used to where. The Tailoring is a bit more flattering and the color a bit more feminine, but that is it. I have never been more sure of anything in my life. 

She does fill out her top somewhat more attractively than Zordon did, but he was doing the best he could with what he had. Not everyone gets blessed with the mammary glands that we see here. These immaculate mountains of meat are rare finds to come by. Rarer still is getting a taste of what lies beneath those clothes. From what I can gather Mel B must be moonlighting in a trapeze act. I can think of no other function for that outfit.

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