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aldo-vallon - February 26, 2018
It is a good thing that this photo session took place indoors, because Mily Mendoza is so petite that a strong gust of wind could have carried her away like she was Mary Poppins. Or even worse, she could have been snatched by a seagull and carried away as food for its babies. Also, why is seagull not spelled seagle? It seems like a missed opportunity to me.
I am also thankful that someone had the sense to install a stripper pole in there. Not only does it add to the structural integrity of the building, greatly decreasing the chance of a collapse, but it will also give Mily something secure to hold onto just in case someone opens a window and a draft threatens to catch her.
Women always get so excited when they see a stripper pole. Even the most reserved of women will want to have her chance to swing around it. But I have never seen a woman worry about the germs that could be on one. They have no problem touching it with their hands, or rubbing their bodies on it, but the moment I start using it they will start freaking out. So what if I am naked, I deserve a turn as well.