Ashley Graham Gets Wet And Wild In See-Through Crop Top

A post shared by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit (@si_swimsuit) on Apr 9, 2018 at 2:56pm PDT

These pics remind me so much of a certain scene from a certain type of video from a certain type of website which I cannot name here. It is almost like someone photoshopped these in order to make them more acceptable.

How this could be considered more acceptable for anything while her top is still see-through is a mystery to me though. It isn’t like I can now safely view this gallery at work. With how often I have Gladys looking over my shoulder I would have a mandatory appointment with human resources before lunchtime.

If that is the price I have to pay in order to see Ashley Graham's gelatinous bosoms before the soul crushing weight of my job ruins my mood for the day then so be it. HR won’t tell me anything I haven’t heard, and in my opinion they should be commending me for my acceptance of a plus-size model.

Maybe I should bring that up in my next meeting. It does not seem very tolerant on their part to be reprimanding me over it. These women are big and beautiful, and the rest of the office had better get used to it.

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