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aldo-vallon - December 15, 2018
Does something special happen to hair after it has experienced sex? Because it never seems to be the same type of messy as bedhead. People know when a person just got out of bed. And people know when a person just got done smashing.
Bedhead looks like a ghetto with rundown buildings that no one has lived in for years. While sexhead looks like London after the Blitz. The buildings had been properly maintained, but then a bomb was dropped on it and fucked things up. Add on top of that the smell and the smeared makeup and I guess it really shouldn’t be a mystery why everyone can tell so easily.
That is why during a quickie it is good advice to keep hands off the head. It reduces the chances of ruining anything. Feel free to touch your own head all you want, there probably isn’t any makeup to ruin. Not touching peoples’ faces is good advice even outside of having sex with them. As an adult you should not be trying to steal the nose of anyone who knows long division, so just keep your hands to yourself.