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earl-jonas - October 21, 2019
While us plebes get spanks for our birthdays, rich and famous people like Kim Kardashian get dicks. Today the busty goddess turns thirty-nine-years-old, and we're celebrating thirty-nine years of glamour with the time she had sex for fame. Back in 2007 Kim decided that she wasn't satisfied being best known as Paris Hilton's sorta friend, so she took matters - and Ray J's black penis - into her own hands. Thus the Vivid sex tape was born. And finally the name on everyone's lips was Kim. And the cock on Kim's lips was Ray J's. Happy birthday Kim!