Alice Beladi’s Incredibly Sexy Nude Shoot

   It appears as though Alice Beladi is having more than a little trouble washing her back. Being the goodhearted humanitarian that I am, I humbly volunteer to help her out. If for whatever reason she decides to turn down that most gracious of offers, then I would recommend the purchase of a loofah. Being a single man, with the perfect body of a Greek god, I too have trouble reaching my back.

Sometimes even the mediocre pressure of a shower head is not enough to get the gunk off the middle of the back. In those moments it becomes necessary to scrub, as most of us were taught when we were children. Judging by the people riding on public transportation, some people must have called in sick on that day. 

Although a loofah is the ideal tool for such a job, their price is a detractor for many people. Fortunately for you, dear readers, you have my expertise to benefit from. When a loofah is not an option all one needs to do is find a ruler, staple a sponge to it (green side facing out), and then higher an illegal immigrant to wash ones back for them. It really is that simple!  

Photo Credit: Romain Rigal Magazine