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aldo-vallon - June 18, 2018
That is one hard body that Nikki Leigh has. I would bet good money on her being a track athlete. Most likely a pole vaulter.
The pole vaulters always seem to be the most physically fit. Don’t get me wrong, they all have bodies that won’t quit, track is not the kind of sport where body fat has much use, but the pole vaulters in particular have really perfected the human form.
The combination of running and jumping has led to women being so fit that they could be human terminators. I think in real life a human terminator is just a serial killer, but it sounds less depressing to give them the other name. We should look into rebranding killers as a whole with names that are less graphic. They are a group that could really use some good PR right now.
I bet Nikki can run faster and jump higher than I am able to right now. The woman should change her name to PF Flyer. That may not mean much since I am in such horrible shape, but just pretend that I have a gym membership for more than just saying that I have a gym membership.