ADVERTISEMENT
CELEBRITIES
aldo-vallon - May 3, 2018
When I hear the name Parker Posey my mind does not immediately jump to boner material, but when it is followed by the word nude in any of its forms it is enough to pique my interest. In this instance it does not leave me completely underwhelmed.
Parker may not have the name recognition that draws big crowds at the box office, but it does have enough power to make me remember that guy from high school who shared her name and makes me wonder the etymology of Parker. It could not only go back so far as the introduction of valets, could it? I know a lot of names originated from the occupation that the original person held, but that seems a little base, and this is coming from a man who thinks the name Jackson is viable for his kid.
My name isn’t jack. Jackson means son of Jack. Now, unless my future baby mama is unfaithful it should be illegal for me to name my child something so deceptive. In my opinion that would be as bad as identity theft. But until there is a law stopping me you can bet your ass that my son will be questioning his paternity.