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aldo-vallon - March 21, 2018
I did not recognize the name when I first read it, but I have no trouble recognizing the hottie hot hot from Spanglish. I spent half that movie wondering if I would be given a peek at this Penelope Cruz lookalike’s twin peaks before I remembered that it was rated PG-13 and they don’t show nips anymore.
I don’t know why that changed, but I will forever cherish Sixteen Candles for sneaking a pair in during my first viewing in high school. The teacher pretended she didn’t know they were going to be in there, but she had to have known. It wasn’t like she was going to choose a movie to play for us that she had ever seen before.
I am beginning to think that I need to expand my horizons in the film industry by taking in more foreign language films. I think there is a good chance that I am missing out on dozens of boobs by sticking purely to those movies that are in English. I know that means I might have to do some extra reading, but if a woman like Paz Vega is on the screen then it just might be worth it.