All The Very Best Of: Topless Model Shots And See-Through Lingerie On Dutch VS Angel Roosmarijn de Kok

I'm sure that someone out there with more knowledge of languages that aren't English could surely tell me how to pronounce Roosmarijn de Kok's name, but there's nothing that's going to stop me from rhyming that last syllable with "rock."

I'm sure it could be a long o that makes it sound more like "coke" or even maybe a double o as in "look" but there's nothing in this world that compels me to ever pronounce it properly. Granted, rhyming it with "rock" may indeed be the proper pronunciation, so I'm going to hedge my bets and say that it is, and that Ms. de Kok is one of the hottest ladies ever with a last name that's a synonym for penis.

Speaking of penises, yours will most assuredly get a rise from Roosmarijn's amazing modeling work, which is second to none among women with phallic last names. I would wager to say that if she teamed up with designer Vera Wang for something, that would be worth checking out. I've even got a preliminary slogan for them... Kok and Wang: Whipping Out the Big Guns. We're still workshopping it, don't worry.

But get ready, world, because you're soon going to take it from Kok and Wang!

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