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bill-swift - April 9, 2014
Brazilian model and nudity enthusiast Ana Braga showed off her funbags in Miami. Ana was sunbathing in a skimpy purple bikini when she decided to take her top off. One does not want tan lines, does one? That would ruin the lovely symmetry of her skin or whatever. She then treated everyone in Miami Beach to an eyeful of her sideboob. Normally, that would be enough but Ana's ladies had more in store. When she pulled herself up on her towel her nips shone through brighter than the Florida sunshine. This shows that she is not only a hot model but also a humanitarian. It's all about what you give back to those less fortunate than you. People like us that just want a little nip slip action before lunch. It aids in the digestion.
Ana has appeared in several of the South American Playboys and other gentleman's magazines. She is in Miami a lot and apparently likes to sunbathe like this quite often. How come when I go to Miami Beach all I ever see on the beach is old wrinkled Cuban ladies that look like my aunts and muscular shirtless dudes on rollerblades? Am I going to the wrong part of the island?