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bill-swift - May 24, 2014
I don't remember when I first fell deep into lust with Bar Refaeli. I do not foresee a day when those very romantic and pure of heart feelings will ever subside. Bar, I'm here for the duration, don't leave me hanging. And speaking of hanging, the ever so slightly demure Israeli supermodel held her own perfect pair of funbags for this otherwise mostly nekkid spread in Elle Spain.
While I full intend to pull of the perfect BBQ this coming holiday weekend, I have to be totally honest and say it will always be less than perfect until the day Bar is going naughty things to me underneath my 'Lick My Cook' apron. That is the summer holiday dream I've had since the last millennium. Bar, you make me so happy with your scantily clad looks, but there's so many more levels of pleasure for us to explore. Call me, I'm making ribs. Enjoy.