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bill-swift - April 2, 2015
When it's time to party, you must party hard. My buddy Andrew W.K. made a fortune off of that. I'd change it to when it's time to pimp you must booty hard. Only because that happens to be what the ridiculously hot Behati Prinsloo did for the opening of a Tommy Hilfiger store somewhere I could care less about. But I couldn't care more about Behati and those booty cheeks of her that exposed themselves perfectly for the gentleman ogler as the winds of God himself lifted her skirt up high.
I'd like to imagine Behati isn't wearing any panties, but my guess is there's a thong somewhere in the region of her person that I'd like to build myself a condo in or adjacent. She really is quite a delicious bit of visual wonderment. If I put out of my head her silly marriage to lucky bastard singer boy, I can see the two of us happy together. Me blowing hard on her skirts so the rest of you can have some fun too. I'm generous. Enjoy.
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