BIRTHDAY SUIT: Abigail Spencer’s Most Skin-Filled Scenes For Her B-Day!

I want to know why cake became the go to choice for celebrating a person’s birthday. I understand that children like cake and since they barely like anything that it makes it an easy pick. What I do not understand is why it remains the main food for every birthday through adulthood.

I am not a big fan of cake. That may be an unpopular opinion, but it is the truth. Frosting is terrible, and the cake is just fancy bread. Ice cream cake is a terrible alternative because it just makes ice cream worse and the cake becomes rock hard.

And considering how fat the adult population is I think there are smarter alternatives to turn to. My first choice would be a handle of whiskey. It would certainly liven the party up while not putting half the party over their Weight Watchers numbers. I would also be open to a birthday keg. That would not due any favors to our obesity epidemic, but it is my birthday, I shouldn’t have to worry about other people.

So I hope someone in Abigail’s life thought outside of the box and gave that woman a birthday shot. I know I will have one in her honor.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin