Blanca Blanco Little Bit of Nip Slip During Cheeky X-Mas Shoot

I try not to be too much of a stickler for details, but seeing a Christmas shoot on the beach is a little much. I can only maintain my suspension of disbelief for so long before my brain is required to start asking questions.

The only way Blanca Blanco should be able to wear Santa Claus’s costume here is if he crashed his sleigh on the beach after popping one too many Quaaludes before his big night. Obviously that is the most logical explanation. A man in a job which is that high stress is naturally going to need to relieve some stress, and I’d rather him drive under the influence over a low populated area like the ocean.

I just hate this kind of cultural appropriation. Northern climates have so little to call their own in this world, but they get a firm hold of all things Christmas related. And now comes Blanca with her beach bikini to try and take it all away. Then the northern states would lose out on all that tourist money, and the coast would never get a break.

Well, no thanks, Blanca. You can keep your dystopia.

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