Busty Babes: Alison Tyler Is Way More Than A Handful

Allison Tyler is better stacked than the books at a poorly run library. My guess is that the girl does not do too many pushups, because the amount of weight hanging off her chest rivals Olympic proportions. If she started doing sets of pushups she would be able to serve as a body double to Dwayne Johnson, who also has a noteworthy chest, just for different reasons. I don’t think his pecs would top Allison’s in the jiggle category.

Place her on top of a washing machine, or a runaway golf cart, with a camera rolling and you will have yourself a viral video. Allison’s rack is so large that it almost outshines her legs, which are so thick they look like they were drawn by Robert Crumb. Say what you will about the man, but his infatuation with legs had quite an impact on the industry. The pants industry, I mean, and not in a good way. Pants manufacturers took an enormous hit when his comics hit the market. Women all over the world stopped wearing them when they discovered men are more attracted to bare skin. At least that is the revisionist history that I am creating.

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