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Ali Tate must be much more comfortable with getting sand in every crevice of her body than I am to roll around in the dunes like that. When I go to the beach I look like a serial killer. Of course I have a swimsuit on, but over that I have a clear rain suit. This allows me to get the tan that I want while also keeping the sand out of unwanted places. It comes with the unintended bonus of everyone clearing out around me as well. No one wants their kids to be playing beside the guy that looks like Patrick Bateman, which is odd to me. It’s not like Bateman ever did anything to kids.

On an unrelated note, why do we tolerate that grass to grow at the beach? Walking through it barefoot runs the risk of getting a papercut between every one of your toes. It is a public health concern that no one is reporting. Of course, spraying weed killer all over a beach will probably have health concerns as well, but I am much more willing to deal with them than one more damned cut.

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