Cristina del Basso Topless Pictures Make Me Rethink The Tiger Woods Scandal (VIDEO)

Seriously, Tiger Woods got her too? Granted, this whole extra-marital she-bang festival cost the world's greatest golfer some untold hundreds of millions of dollars, not to mention a headache, but the list of notches on the hotel room bedposts is rather impressive, in retrospect. As a rule, as with our Rachel Uchitel post, we've mostly stayed away from the Tiger Woods' mistress boot knocking encyclopedia, but, every now and then, we just got to say, 'Jeez, wow!' As is the case with Cristina Del Basso, the Italian brunette bombshell who seems to be famous for two things: being a finalist on Big Brother in Italy, and, for her enormous and glorious fun bags. Okay, that's three things. Still, damn. I mean, damn! The next time somebody raises the mention of Tiger Woods as victim and giggles, I will think of these ridiculous Cristina Del Basso topless pictures and I shall not giggle. Enjoy.

What do I love most about Cristina Del Basso? Her love of lotion! If she's not moisturizing her own big guns, she's taken it upon herself to lubricate the butt of her girlfriends, as evidence in these clips from Big Brother Italy.