Courtney Stodden Loves Flashing Her Stripper Funbags

Courtney Stodden's got it figured out: When you've got gigantic tits, you can't keep them hidden forever. She teased us and taunted us for a long time, even getting married to that creep Percy Wetmore from The Green Mile, but then she finally revealed the goods and I think our opinion of her rose substantially. 

Now, I'm not going to play into the myth that she's like 21 years old, because we all know that's a bunch of bullroar. She's in her early 30s and she looks great for someone in their early thirties who's been getting work done since they were a teenager. Sure, she'd probably look amazing had she not tried to tamper in god's domain, but such is the double edged sword of fame. Ask her ex all about that.

Anyway, I think Courtney Stodden is deserving of her spot on everyone's list, because she's a hot lady with giant breasts and she likes to show them off. Who are we to deny her the satisfaction, particularly when it leads to universal satisfaction. And if you can't get no satisfaction, then you ain't breathing. 

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