Delilah Belle Hamlin Sexy Handbra on the Beach

 I wish I could say I have never been in this situation before, but I have. I finally get a Saturday to myself so I decided to go down to the beach with my trusty metal detector. Maybe I can find some jewelry, maybe I can find some lost pirate's treasure. Both pretty reasonable goals if you ask me. But what do I find instead? A naked Delilah Belle Hamlin lying on the beach. Imagine my disappointment. All I wanted was a relaxing afternoon sifting through the sand, but now I have to deal with this. It is not like she has a tag on her either. Of course not, that would make it too easy to return her to where ever it is she wandered away from. And why should anything be easy, right? It is not like I do not already have enough on my plate with the litter of women I found in my shed the other week. I tell you, some people just can't catch a break. And since I am such a softy at heart I cannot bring myself to take them all to a shelter, so it looks like I am stuck putting them through college. 

_{Photo Credit: Brent McKeever}