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bill-swift - May 3, 2011
Still single I think and mine for the taking; I mean, look at that sexy rump (and those amazing legs) on the sultry hottie Eva Longoria, delivering a double shot of double hot buns, all in the name of helping out a kids charity, and helping out a dirty old blogger build some deep dark butt-grabbing fantasies. I mean, look at that bottom. During the day, in tight white shorts. In the evening, a quick change into skintight nearly see-through white pants. It's truly unfair. It's like a weapon of revenge aimed right at Tony Parker, but the collateral damage is affecting my loins, I mean, my village. Have I mentioned how hot that asstastic is? 8,000 Kelvin degrees of heat on that Tejano junkside. Enjoy.