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earl-jonas - October 17, 2019
It's really hard to top the hotness of this picture Suzanne Somers posted to Instagram to celebrate her seventy-third birthday. People in Hollywood love to put a twist on getting older, and in Suzanne's case she's done whatever it is one does to one's self to look like The Rock's character in Moana. And baby it's just what I needed to warm up on a chilly October day. She looks like she was carved out of cement. Or like a Native American's depiction of a frog on a totem pole. Whoa gotta slow down. No exploding at work.
Everyone and their GIFL is talking about this pic, but we're more interested in the time Suzanne showed her huge amazing boobs in the pool in 1932's Magnum Force. Sure age is cruel, but with the help of plastic surgeons it can also be hilarious.