Humpday Huzzah! Hayley-Marie Coppin Topless Oily Lovely, Just Plain Old Perfect

Oh, happy days, well, half way there, when we reach that mid-section of the work week, that time when we reflect deep in our souls and ask ourselves, hmm, I wonder if leering at photos of hot Hayley-Marie Coppin topless and pouring oil onto her sweet funbags will cure what ails me? It works for me, but as with all salves and balms, I suggest you consult your own doctor before staring for too long at her epic pair.

Hayley-Marie Coppin reminds me of the girlfriend I've desired since I was a young man. That is, sextastic, alluring, and rubbing greasy goop onto her sweet yams for no apparent reason. I did once date a girl who worked in the record store and liked to keep her hands moisturized. So, sort of close. Hayley-Marie, thank you for making me believe I can still be a better man. Enjoy.