If Playboy’s Top 10 Party Schools’ Girls Are Too Bright For You, Here’s Where to Apply for the Hottest Not So Smart Girls

A smart college girl knows she's too good for me. Hell, even a not-so bright girl can see that going on a date with me would earn her the nickname in her dorm as 'Slum Lord'. That's why I no longer cruise college campuses in my convertible, wearing my jean jacket blasting Boston's greatest hits at full volume (I also don't do this at high schools anymore but for different, far more legal reasons).

I don't want always want a romantic night out discussing Tolstoy, Cartesian philosophy and nature vs. nurture. Sometimes I want something more simple. Some nights I just want a girl who thinks the ACLU is a Canadian football league, who hasn't watched a movie made before 1998, and who the last thing she read were the directions for her birth-control. That's the girl for me. But where can I find such a soul mate?

My best bet would be at one of the 10 Worst Colleges in America. Our list comes courtesy of Washington Monthly, who proudly ranks the bottom of the barrel schools in our country based on dropout rates of its students there. So while you may have won the lottery by bagging a super hot blond with the IQ of an MTV reality show supporting actor, be prepared to have them move in after they get kicked out of the dorms.

So put down that abacus. Take off the reading glasses. And cozy up with our gallery of the 10 Worst Colleges in America.