Jennifer Lopez Butt Approved for Boys and Girls

Don't call it a come-butt. Oh, just look at Jennifer Lopez and how she's maintaining her amazing body and that fantastic asstastic, here seen being named an unofficial super-jefe for the local Boys and Girls Club community program. Quite frankly, I could've used an experienced and wise and hot-assed woman as a mentor when I was a boy, you know, to prod me about getting good grades, remind me to stay on the straight and narrow, and casually let me peek down her top to see her spectacular funbags. The kind of thing all boys need. Enjoy.

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