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bill-swift - April 11, 2017
It's Joanna Krupa's birthday but you're getting all the presents. The hot Polski blonde model and occasional reality TV show contestant, is that what you call it, took to social media to celebrate her upcoming 38th birthday with selfies of her hot body largely undressed. Not quite fully nude, but enough so that Purina Puppy Chow ad censors made us move the content over here so the children and puppies would not be injured.
As I've mentioned on multiple occasions because I am a horrible braggart, Joanna is hands down one of the ten hottest women I've had the privilege to meet and attempt to sweater touch. It's a cute habit I have. Though not according to the authorities. She exudes sextastic from her slender hot blonde frame. It rubs off on you. At least, that I told the poor woman I pay to clean my dainties. So damn hot and always so so undressed. Best birthday present ever. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: @JoannaKrupa/ Instagram