Kendal Lee Schuler Topless Brunette Christmas Present Wonderments from Down Under (Where It’s Summer)

Brunette hot Aussie model Kendal Lee Schuler just posed topless for the photography-party lifestyle magazine Life Without Andy from Down Under. She kind of just made my day. I know so many of you dream of video game consoles or home electronics or Williams-Sonoma kitchen cute equipment (what is wrong with you?) for Christmas. All your Uncle Bill wants for Christmas is his two front teats. Specifically, those delicious funbags on the sextastic likes of Kendal Lee Schuler.

I know I've been naughty this year, Santa. It's kind of my job. But if you could see your way to skipping the lumps of coal this year and stuff Kendal Lee Schuler into my prophylactic stocking, I would be very much obliged. I'm not putting out milk and cookies ever years simply for gratis. Let's deal. I want Kendal. Name your price, Kris Kringle. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Life Without Andy