Kenia Nude In The Kitchen

Statistically speaking people are most likely to be injured in the kitchen, or maybe it was the bathroom, I am not really sure I was not paying attention. But one thing I am sure about is that she is exponentially more likely to be burned if she is cooking without a shirt on. Bacon grease is no joke and if she is putting those babies in danger it is my duty to call child protective services. I do not know if boobs fall under their normal umbrella of responsibility, but they would probably make an exception in order to ensure nothing happens to those twins.  

The same goes for hot beverages. I like to live life on the edge along with the rest of the adrenaline junkies, but I draw the line at drinking scalding hot coffee without proper personal protective equipment. It is just plain irresponsible to take such risks with your moneymakers. It goes against every fiber of my being to say this, but as long as she is standing around such hazards I want to see this beauty in nothing less than a full HAZMAT suit. Of course, I will demand the suit be completely see-through, I am not a monster.

_{Photo Credit: Servan Ilyne}