Kim Kardashian Becomes a Wealthy MILF

What can I say. I'm a sucker for girls with tons of experience points. None more so maybe than Kim Kardashian, who for the first time in her life today had a passenger disembarking her highly visited Love Boat. A baby girl. Mother and daughter are said to be resting comfortably by somebody who paid $5 million for the rights to say that.

It seems like just yesterday our buddy Ray J was performing a procreative act upon Kim. I guess he can only lament his coitus interruptus urinarius strategy. Congratulations to Kim and even Kanye, depending upon his feelings on the matter.

(By the way, why not celebrate the birth of Kim's love child with a full, uncensored viewing of the sex tape that made her famous. Kim K Superstar! It's always fun to see a star's early work.)