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bill-swift - February 27, 2015
Every day I wake up and wonder what level of nekkid Kim Kardashian will be sporting. She rarely disappoints. Last night's selection was a see-through bodysuit thing with more holes in it than a block of Swiss cheese. Never one to shy away from revealing some skin, you could see copious amounts of those legendary ta-tas. What can I say about Kim's jubblies that hasn't been said before? They defy words, but I try anyway to write about them. One day, I will write an epic poem about them. It will be the Iliad of today only instead of it being about a war it will just be about Kim's boobage. And her booty, lest we forget that perfect model of buttdom. I sometimes pretend my pillow is her booty when I snuggle into it to go to sleep at night.
But I digress. Some people say they are sick of seeing Kim naked. Those people are wrong. There is no getting sick of that body.
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