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aldo-vallon - September 3, 2017
Klaudia Brahja better be careful about rolling around in those sheets and chains. There have been more skilled escape artists than her to have fallen victim to their bindings. And believe you me, you do not want to be tied up naked calling for help when you realize that you have gotten in over your head. You will have to come up with some excuse that no one is going to believe, but they will act like they do just to get away from the awkward situation. You will say something about a home invasion and they tied you up, or maybe you were with a woman who had really freaky tastes but then she had to leave in a hurry and could not untie you. You will give the excuse, but your rescuer will know the truth. You will see the truth in their eyes as you once again thank them for their help, while covering your genitals. Then they will leave and you both will try to drink the memory into oblivion, to no avail I might add. Because who could ever forget finding a screaming, naked man tied up on the floor? I know I have not been able to. Thank again for that, Dad.
Photo Credit: David Bellemere