Lisa Appleton Takes Her Boob Out For The Paparazzi

British reality star Lisa Appleton was out and about showing off her tits last night. Now, it took me some time to realize that she's got some sort of glitter adornment on the right side of her head near her eye. I thought for a good couple of minutes there that it was some sort of massive head wound.

I can't imagine that Lisa's breasts were ever really that securely tucked inside this outfit. This dress screams "Your tits are definitely gonna pop out" to me, but maybe that's just me. I mean, she's never been shy about showing off, so why wouldn't she wear something in which she is in constant danger of popping a titty? It's more or less her m.o. at this point, so why fight it?

I hope she's got that massive head wound under control and continues popping titties for the foreseeable future. It's a better world when women like Lisa walk around with a titty out. It makes the concept of popping a titty more palatable for the rest of the world's women. What a time to be alive, and what a time to check out Lisa Appleton's titty.

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