Marisa Papen Nude in the Wilderness

I would like to imagine myself as Tarzan, swinging in by a vine to meet Marisa Papen and make probably the best first impression of all time. I said I would like to be able to imagine that, but I am unable to because even then I cannot imagine a scenario where I do not fall from that vine and break every bone in my body there is to break. I guess it would not be a total loss as long as I made it to Marisa. She seems like a formidable woman and could probably nurse me back to health out in that wilderness. Semi-related question, does anyone happen to know if sex is possible with a broken pelvis, and how painful might it be?  

There is something about seeing a woman handling business in the wild that gets me going. It must awaken something primal in me, like all those years of watching National Geographic documentaries. Maybe it had something to do with all the nudity that was contained in both of them, but that is something for my psychotherapist to decide.

_{Photo Credit: Willy Villacorta}