Morgan Saint’s Hottest Nipple Shots From The VMA Red Carpet And More

Morgan Saint may look like Cara Delevingne, and she may flash her nips like Cara Delevingne, but she's not Cara Delevingne. I take pride in spelling her name correctly without looking it up. Kinda like Yngwie Malmsteen. Stopped looking that one up a long time ago.

I don't know who Morgan Saint is, to be honest, and googling her tells me that she traffics in androgyny. No shit. I could've told you that before I went to the goll durn internet. It's fairly obvious that she's embraced androgyny just by looking at her.

There's an interview for a documentary happening in my office right now and I can't help but listen in. Man is it boring. And it's about nudity in film. How can you make that subject boring? Christ on a cracker, listening to him drone on about Marilyn Monroe is going to put me to sleep.

So yeah, Morgan Saint. She's a singer or something, she's androgynous, and she shows her nipples on the red carpet. What a great idea. Capital!

God almighty, now he's talking about Thomas Edison. This interview is all over the map. Stay tuned for when it comes out, it'll replace Ambien as a go-to for putting one to sleep and/or posting racist comments on the internet.

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